nicholed
pr-nouned “nickled”
the act of being consentually -ssf-cked at a very young age, where tap water is the only used lubricant.
guy 1: so there i was, trying to get my d-ck in, and i kept missing her narrow -sshole,
i missed wide left, another left, then right,
when i had gotten the tip in, i slammed it home, b-lls deep.
she lept forward and screamed, and apparently couldnt sh-t straight for weeks.
guy 2: …just nicholed. you sick f-ck
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