Nick Keaveny


a person who has a face that largely resembles a human face. he has 2 ears and a nose. it is a nose. he has two eyes that are a certain color and sometimes sneezes out of his nose, not his eyes. he plays football with is two arms and a has a spam javelin. he particularly enjoys being joysticked
i’m gonna get my spam javelin joysticked, just like nick keaveny always does.

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