Nick Nassif
an individual who is around 20 years old with a constant 5-o’clock shadow; he can be seen behind turn-tables and mixin’-boards or in the drivers seat of large white trucks doing dangerous desert donuts through dusty landscapes. he may have silhouette-stickers of volumptuous women slapped against his rear window like bookends, framing his so-cal logo. with a white bandana on his rear-view mirror, he enjoys smoking cigarretes with dying is your latest fashion rumbling his tasteful, touch-screen deck. he generally thumbs through said deck while driving in two lanes down wilmot to let his p-ssengers explore the expansive reaches of his musical tastes. just as he entertains his listeners with a wide variety of harmonic progressions, he enjoys showing off his pet hermit-crab, brutis. such a man frequently visits a particular starbucks location, greeting odd p-sser-bys with friendlyness and enthusiasm. in summary, a fellow of such merit is an unstoppable definithing wh-r-. perusing through their word of the day list by the sites’ personalized e-mail list, this guy enjoys the oddities in life–one of which includes a pyromaniac photographer with the body of a goddess. and he rocks at making fudge.
did you see one of those nick n-ssifs last night? his beard was raging over that sound-board!
dude, look at that nick n-ssif! he’s managed to show off brutis to another girl. gets the ladies everytime, that one.
were you out with that nick n-ssif the other night? he tore up that patch of dirt with is new brakes!
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