Nick Ostrander


born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as “king c-ckosaurus d-ck” (definition- the biggest p-n-s ever created in the existance of everything.) also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. he is a pimp and can do whatever the f-ck he wants whenever, where ever. personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the nick ostrander sign in the sky (( the sign is the c-ck of c-ckyness)) .)
why isn’t yours as big as nick ostranders?

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