Nick Poindexter
generally a big douche bag, -sshole mangina! likes to knock girls up! as in generally girls named ashley…. ;p yes, he’s a b-tch and he’s very bipolar. likes to smoke weed, steal money, steal ciggs, very bipolor-ish. but mostly an -sshole mangina.
nick poindexter: ahhhhh…. sh-t i did it again.
ashley: whhatttt????
nick poindexter: i just came in you b-tch, now shut the f-ck up and let’s do it again.
ashley: okay :))))))))))))))))00
((((amonth later))))))
ashley: nick poindexter, i’m pregnant!
nick poindexter: ah sh-t, better not hit me with child support.
((shot with child support))
nick poindexter: -bang- he’s dead.
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