cutest ship name ever
they are so nickelly
when you get fed up with an austin messing things up, either largely or in minuscule amounts, you may switch out his name with “goshtin” to encourage him to stop his tom-foolery. no matter how small the mess-up may be, when it is by a goshtin, it is a big deal. you know who you […]
lawarence…more than likely an old person who likes gardens. who has two daughters.. person 1: “..hey i got these veggies.” lawarence: “..ok..what do you want me to do?” person 1: “..pick them..” lawarence: “..your young..you do it!”
- knowledge motel
(noun): a person with an encyclopedic memory. “facts go in, they don’t check out” my friend rob seems to remember every d-mn thing he ever learned or read. he’s a d-mn knowledge motel”
when you stab a prost-tute in their belly b-tton with your p-n-s so hard that she\he bleeds. i totally jabbed!!! that b-tch last night.
the desire or craze to make everything photogenic for social media impact. she suffered badly from photogenia. every meal had to be ‘instagrammed’before she would eat