nicole scherzinger
a s-xy af singer who will do whatever you like
me: what you wanna do tonight?
nicole scherzinger: i’m willing to do anything you wanna
me: can we do it in the shower?
nicole: i’ll do whatever you like
me: can you give my p-n-s a nice m-ssage?
nicole: i can do, i can do, i’ll do whatever you like.
the lead singer of the p-ssycat dolls. plus one of the hottest girls on the planet
nicole scherzinger is the hottest girl on the planet, ya dig?
a p-ssycat doll, tried to have a solo carrier but it flopped. possibly the dumbest women alive, she’s about as interesting as a rock.
person 1: did you hear the new nicole scherzinger song?
person 2: nicole sher-who?
person 1: it doesn’t matter it’s sh-t anyway. it’s that girl from the p-ssycat dolls, she must be p-ssed at fergie, gwen stephani, beyonce ect.
person 2: her name is nicole?
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