nig and a half


a rate of speed or quant-ty of value.
represents a speed of x or value of x, which is just past the acceptable value. (i.e. just over the speed limit, or just a bit too expensive).
“how much did it cost?” “a nig and a half”.

“how fast was it going?” “a nig and a half”

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