Nigel No Shots


when playing fifa on ps3 or xbox, if someone does not have a shot for the entire game, they are nigel no shots.

the term was originally coined for the great humpty-dumpty look-alike m grotis, who went through a whole 8 minute game without managing to have a single shot on goal.

note – it is extremely rare for any normal human fifa player to not have at least 1 shot on goal for the entire game.
“oh my god, what a hack you are at fifa.. 0 shots for the entire game – you are such a nigel no shots”

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