Nigerian ambush
n. the act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face. a particularly vile prank after eating spicy, exotic food.
my cousin flobert was being a little b-tch, so i saved up a greasy taco fart, grabbed a cushion from the couch, and totally nigerian ambush-ed him.
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