Nigerian Squirrel


a large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a racc–n. they vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. thought to be connected to illuminati. related to the algerian squirrel.
first discovered in 1700’s, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in nigeria. because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. that’s why you never hear about nigerian squirrels anymore.
“nigerian squirrels are real. believe.”

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