nigga in a headlock


when you are busting for a poo and the tip of your sh-t sneaks out of your -n-s and it looks like a n-gg- in a headlock. also referred to as a “turtle head”.
i was in an exam the other day, and i was busting for a poo when all of a sudden i realised that i had a n-gg- in a headlock.

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