nigga my ride


the only phrase a white man can say that can divert a black man from stealing his car.
dexter: wanna g play some counter strike at my place today?
marty: gizounds! is that your green-mobile getting slim-jimmed
dexter: holy shnikes! n-gg- my ride!!!

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