niggadick


a ruler
p-ss me the n-gg-d-ck my n-gg-
the fastest two words one can possibly say..go ahead, try it.
just say it
the most perfect grouping of letters in the history of human civilization. a word of unsurp-ssed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. the term “n-bomb” is often subst-tuted for n-gg-d-ck in order to mitigate the response.

the sirens of greek lore originally tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their “n-gg-d-ck” chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. it has long been rumored that jesus’ missing years were spent in the far east learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. centuries later a frog midget kept a pr-nunciation key,nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates….

to sum up…n-i-g-g-a-d-i-c-k
frank: did you just say “n-gg-d-ck” while wearing a bologna mask?

frank2: yes i did because i understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them…or maybe saying n-gg-d-ck just gives me a hard-on…i’m not sure…by the way did i tell you that you could remove your thumb from my -ss?
#n-gg-d-ck #tom cruise #meat #b-lls #grundle #auto-erotic asphyxiation #felch #f-lch-ng #felcher #felched #frank #politically correct #tranny #c-ke #wh-r-s #elliot spitzer #elliot spitzer’s wh-r- #jimmy carter #bologna #meat tenderizer #jame gumb #john merrick
the longest french fry in your mcdonald’s meal.
d-mn, this is a n-gg- d-ck. lemme put extra ketchup on it.

b-tch, why’d you take the n-gg- d-ck? take the small one instead.
#n-gg- #d-ck #frenchfry #french #nig
n-gg-d-cks (n.) (interjection) (nig-uh-dix)

1. noun: anything can be described as a n-gg-d-ck.

2. interjection: a term used to express happiness, anger, excitement, curiosity, anger, oppression, depression, rejection, disgust, sadness, euphoria, confusion.

3. interjection: a term used to describe the utmost entirety of human stupidity; the farthest and most unintelligent reaches of the dumbest, darkest corners of the modern mind.
colb-ss: i just picked up a flat of n-gg-d-cks.

colb-ss: i just picked up a flat of beer.
-ssrin: n-gg-d-cks!

-ssrin: this whole planet is n-gg-d-cks.
#-ss #-ssly #-sses #woopah #uh #n-gg-d-cks #negro #d-cks
1. a term that refers to a person who goes back on their promise/word to a person and uses a lame excuse to justify their actions.

2. an noun / adjective to describe something that is mess up, a punk -ss person, disgusting and actions that are dishonorable.

3. depending on the situation, it can be used in response to an action. example. surprise, scared and excited.
1. this is for all the n-gg- d-cks that couldn’t make it to las vegas.

2. he leaving us for her is such an n-gg- d-ck move.

3. woah this cheese cake is such a n-gg- d-ck!
#n-gg- d-ck #nd #dumbo d-ck #nig dik #niga diku
to be the person who receives the final hit of marijuana out of any marijuana smoking device.
ahhhhhh dudeeeee i just totally got the n-gg- d-ck on that bong bro
#sh-t #p-ss #f-ck #-ss #wh-r-
what you breathe on to make it hard
“she could never breathe on a n-gg- d-ck and make it hard”
-badd, by ying yang twins f/ mike jones
#d-ck #n-gg- #big #hard #screen

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