nigganometry


while it may go back further, the first instance of the phrase n-gg-nometry that i recall was from canibus on his 1998 alb-m ‘can-i-bus’the song simply t-tled ‘n-gg-nometry’ uses some rather quick witted q&a to show examples of n-gg-nometry.
now if a b-tch sucks yo’ d-ck, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
how big was the d-ck she just sucked? (say what?)
say how big was the d-ck she just sucked? (what?)……

if you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn’t the world’s ocean water level decrease?
this means the planet wasn’t three-quarters water (that was deep)
this means the planet wasn’t three-quarters water (that sh-t was deep)
it’s n-gg-nometry…
styles that n-gg-s use to p-ss math cl-ss. could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
“that’s how you p-ss trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use n-gg-nometry”

-afroman (back to school)
a form of math pertaining to activities certain people partake in. this includes welfare, drugs, wh-r-s or pimping, unemployment, and a slew of other activities.
please solve the following n-gg-nometry question:

you have been fired from your 3rd janatorial job this month for showing up to work high once again. if you have contacted 2 of the necessary 3 potential employers necessary to get your unemployment check, how many more potential employers must you contact?

a. 1
b. 5
c. sh-t, i’m too high for this
d. -2
math that only makes sence or pertains to the n-gg-r; mathmetics of the n-gg-r.
q:
how many n-gg-rs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a:
no consistant answer, however, the sum of n-gg-rs can be deduced by using a variety of n-gg-nometry theromes and postulates.
the study of n-gg-rs; one adept in the field of n-gg-nometry is very knowledgeable in the lifestyle of n-gg-rs.

n-gg-nometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. a crash-course in n-gg-nometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.
black history month is the time of year that the world scratches the surface of n-gg-nometry.
the teaching of being black it comes in n-gg-nometry 101 and 102
(person one)yo n-gg- what it do
(person two) yo dog it do good
( person one) yo fool ya n-gg-nometry is weak
( person two) ya i failed n-gg-nometry 101
(person one ) yo thats wack
the study of african americans and their history.
“i was taking n-gg-nometry cl-ss with mr. haydt this year, and learning a lot about when the americans took the africans from africa and brought them to the united states to make them slaves!”

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