nigger checkbook
1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. it also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho’s and such.
2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.
pete: mccoy, your drunk again.
mccoy: yeah, i’m f-cked up like a n-gg-r checkbook.
you bounced another check to me. you better get a cpa to fix that n-gg-r checkbook of yours.
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