Nigger Fishing

fishing from the bank of a river or lake with a line attached to your big toe while you’re sleeping or snoozing on the sh-r-, as often seen in the southern u.s.
n-gg-r fishing is so relaxing i really enjoy it! i never catch much though!!
when you are fishing and happen to be getting bites. could be in a large pond,river bank or lake. other people may be using different baits and you either happen to have thrown your line in the right spot or you posses a better bait. you start to get bites on your line and or begin to catch fish. then, behind your back, or unbenounced to you the other fishermen begin to lower there eye brows and eyes begin to dart back and forth low grumbling may insue. they may even glance @ each other with the snarled upper lip but when you look @ them they quickly smile and remark “hey good one pal”. but under there breath they say “sonofab-tch or lucky f-cker” as you begin to catch more fish.with a grin on there face you may hear the old “watcha usin buddy”. then you inconspicuously look with head held straight, from side to side and you notice that they are moving closer towards your spot. setting up the n-gg-r fish. before you know it some guy throws his line right in your exact same spot. “sorry about that” “oh thats ok”. if this ever happens to you this is called n-gg-r fishing.
“hey mother f-cker go get your own spot i was here first f-ckin n-gg-r fishing on me”.
n-gg-r fishing originated in the northern states, it consist of a minimum of four pick up trucks the leader flys a rebel flag out of his truck while one guy sits in the back with kfc chicken an malt liquor. once the n-gg-rs start to gather up in a pile, you set out a big net tryin to catch as many as you can. you can only keep the legal ones example the n-gg-r must measure at least 12 inches tall an no maximum height no age limit, your limited to 200,000 metric tons a day.
hey john ya matt, lets get the guys together an try our hand at n-gg-r fishing. ya matt i here the n-gg-rs are running hot this time of year.
when you walk around a ghetto neighborhood with a fishing rod (fried chicken tied to the rod instead of fish bait). you try to reel in as many n-gg-rs as possible by using fried chicken, watermelon, or kool-aid as bait. when you catch the n-gg-r, you slap him in the face after -n-lly raping him. if you catch a niggress (female black lady–aka n-gg-rc-nt), then you force her to perform 20 seconds of f-ll-t– on you. if you catch a nigglet (black person under the age of 15), then you throw it in the dumpster along with all the other worthless nigglets. n-gg-r fishing is gaining popularity in the bronx, los angeles, camden, flint, and newark. even some police officers practice the “sport”.
yo walter i’m going n-gg-r fishing tomorrow in compton with stanley. my dad told me to bring bodyguards with me while i fish so that the n-gg-r apes don’t attack me. want to join me?

jamal jones, a 13 year old nigglet, was thrown in a dumpster after being n-gg-r-fished by a hillbilly from arkansas.
fishing from the bank of a river or lake(or possibly a bridge) with a cane pole, as often seen in the southern u.s.

typically, this is done only by black people who are too poor to own a boat.
did you see those guys n-gg-r fishing last night? i bet they didn’t catch anything.
colloquial term to describe the act of fishing off a dock, named such to suggest the financial limitations suffered by one who cannot afford to buy/rent a boat.
the lake was pretty rough this weekend-so we just went n-gg-r fishing…….