nigger speed
the absolute slowest possible speed at which a black person can operate to appear busy at all times and still have absolutely nothing accomplished at the end of the day.
the speed at which the majority of them coloured employees operate so as to drive the hard working white folk to the insanity plea.
white man #1 – hey, where is cora, we are getting really busy here.
white man #2 we may as well do it ourselves, she’s working at n-gg-r speed again.
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