night and day
a phrase used to describe a stark difference between two things. similar to day and night, except it implies an improvement of the situation rather than a deterioration.
democrat: “wow, i’m so happy that obama is in the white house now. the difference in our country’s leadership has been night and day.”
republican: “actually it’s been day and night. george w. bush was the man.”
independent: “you’re both wrong. it’s been night and night. both parties are corrupt as h-ll.”
libertarian: “no, i’d say it’s been more of dusk and twilight.”
left-leaning moderate: “you’re crazy. it’s totally been dusk and dawn.”
normal person: “seriously guys, shut up.”
a phrase use to denote different or far from. ‘day and night’ conveys a similar meaning.
1. she is a bluestocking and night and day (=different) from her contemporaries.
2. what she has achieved so far in her studies is night and day from (=far from) satisfactory.
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