Night Auditor
an overworked and underpaid poor sap, that never sees daylight that must function soley on caffiene and their own distaste for their workplace. usually works in hotels over the midnight hours and can be seen crunching numbers, and over applying self tanner.
man, brian that night auditor is some cranky today… he must have put up with some bullsh-t last night, and he forgot his puffer.
a person, usually male, that works the 11-7 shift at a hotel. between weed breaks or “safety meetings” this person surfs youtube, over-posts on facebook and on occasion actually does something for his employer. this job requires about 20-30 minutes of labor per 8 hour shift.
that night auditor looked sooo stoned.
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