night freak
when you get up to go to the toilet in the night and when your done you run back to the bed as quickly as you can as you can sense a evil presence.
night freaks occur often when one has a weak bladder
is when a person is involuntarily accosted s-xually, normally in the form of oral s-x, generally referred to when it is the female initiating the act while she is awake and her male target is asleep. although the scenario thus described is the most common usage, it does have derivatives and alternative s-xual encounters that relate to the same. 1.) when an awake female performs oral s-x, or f-ll-t–, on a male when he is asleep. 2.) any s-xual situation that is perpetuated by a waking party, or parties, as the s-xual target is accosted. 3.) having an -rg-sm during a ‘night freak’ session, whether awake or asleep, when climax occurs. it is often a reciprocal statement of the obvious.
after a female pulls such a stunt on a sleeping male: “whoa! i couldn’t believe that such a church going girl like linda would pull a ‘night freak’ on me like that!”
when a guy awakes during a ‘night freak’ and c-ms: “oh, god! i just ‘night freaked’, baby!”
a g-y encounter: “i thought he was just dreamy and he shot out buckets and howled like a wolf when i did a ‘night freak’ on him! whadda guy!!”
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