night-mail
(n.) – email letters and messages that arrive in your inbox overnight while you are sleeping, often from people in different time zones around the world
“every morning i check my night-mail to see if anything urgent arrived from overseas. with all these time zones worldwide, you never know who is going to email you and when!”
— overheard at a watercooler at the un building in manhattan
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