Night Poo


when you really need a poo when everyone in the house is sleeping, and after defecating you don’t dare flush the toilet in fear of waking everyone up.
-flushes-
“hey, wtf man; flush it in the morning”
“sorry dude, it was a banging night poo”
when you’re dehydrated and drink a large gl-ss of water before bed, your insides churn and suddenly you’re up at 1am taking a giant dump.
dammit, i didn’t get any sleep last night! drank all that water right before bed, and woke up an hour later to take a giant night poo.

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