Night ready


in order to have as much sleep as possible you will get dressed the night before and sleep fully clothed so that when a you wake up you can brush your teeth and leave your house a minute after arising. this is full commitment to being night ready and this generally applies to those who couldn’t care less about their appearance and regard body odour as a myth. mild cases of being night ready could be putting wallets in trouser pockets or placing clothes out in the order you put them on.
jimbo: hey pal.. wow you look scruffy mate and you stink like sweat, dribble and bed??
howard: yeh i got night ready so that i could sleep 10 minutes longer, you should try it.
jimbo: na thanks you smell.

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