nightclub promoter


an absolute b-ll-nd who has an iced gem a hair cut. usually has a worse tan than madge from benidorm. can only handle one treble and thinks “he can pull birds”. infact he couldn’t pull a muscle. puts “top pouter” on his cv. goe to the local to order a lime and soda. one word to sum up a night club promoter? c-nt.
josh is a nightclub promoter now? wow he must be a total c-nt.

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