Nightmare Sandwich
when you’re having a nightmare, wake up from the nightmare to find everything is just fine–in fact your life is perfect–and then you wake up from that dream into the nightmare that your life actually is (typically paralleling the first nightmare).
note: after repet-tively appearing, often induces insomnia.
-guy in friendzone-
-dreams a nightmare paralleling his life-
-wakes from that dream into one where he’s escaped the friendzone-
-wakes again into his reality where he’s in the friendzone again-
thus the nightmare sandwich:
(nightmare//something pleasant//nightmare)
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