nihlan



an -sshole who cheats on you, he is normally talking to other girls on his spare time. he is into sports but isn’t good at them. he is normally scrawny and not attractive. he also has a small d-ck that matches his small brain.
who’s your new boyfriend?
it’s nihlan, remember?
him? you can do way better!

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