nikmulb
a nikmulb is the act of fellating a womans cl-toris while she is sh-tting on the toilet. precisely the exact opposite of a blumpkin , which is why it is blumpkin backwards. once you nikmulb you are highly praised among friends and can even join a special club for nikmulb’ers only.
“yo dude, i totally just got fresh on some nikmulb after that party, she was such a slag.”
a nikmulb is the act of fellating a womans cl-toris while she is sh-tting on the toilet. precisely the exact opposite of a blumpkin , which is why it is blumpkin backwards. once you nikmulb you are highly praised among friends and can even join a special club for nikmulb’ers only.
“yo dude, i totally just got fresh on some nikmulb after that party, she was such a slag.”
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