Nikolai


the coolest person alive
you are with badman nikolai, props yo..
a caring loving guy. to find out who he truly is you would have to look farther than what you first see. he is very fragile. one girl could ruin his world in a second just by breaking up with him. don’t take his love for granted or you will regret it.
omg my boyfriend bought me black roses and a teddy bear for valentine’s day he is such nikolai.
1. a male standing around 6’1″ since the age of 12.

2. type of vodka

3. town in alaska measuring 4.9 square miles, with 4.5 of said square miles being land. town consists of about 100 people crammed into 47 houses, mostly of native american decent. about 339 miles from anchorage.

4. name that the next male ‘n’ hurricane needs to be named.
1. since he’s so tall, nikolai makes a great little brother!

2. i got so drunk on that nikolai that i couldn’t leave my bed for three days.

3. once you move away from nikolai, you never look back.

4. why the f-#$ is there no hurricane nikolai?!

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