nine banded armadildo


an enormous d-ld- with nine h-rny plates to excite the cl-toris and the whole area
kev thought the woman was funny ‘cos she kept grinning all the time.
then he noticed what appeared to be a cue case was in fact a nine banded armad-ld-. “table two please!”

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