Nine-Eleventy


an emergency state of vigilance and preparedness following closely on the heels of a governmental pr-nouncement of impending national doom, with such pr-nouncements often coinciding with upcoming elections and/or with recently published polling data reflecting ever-diminishing popularity ratings of the nine-eleventy “decider”.
“some critics claim that when the government’s in trouble they get all nine-eleventy up in this b-tch.” jon stewart (the daily show)

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