Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals
when a new yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-brillo pad girls.
smitty makes ninety five million dollar deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
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