Ninety-Nine Percent


something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.
dude a: man, she’s like ninety-nine percent my dream girl.

dude b: so if you met your dream girl you’d just dump her instantly?

later…

dude b: this soda is like ninety-nine percent my dream soda.

dude a: you’re just jealous.

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