ninja biscuit


when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. then throw it, shout ninja biscuittttt! and run under a table.

only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.
-mathew spills tea-
mathew: fuuuuuuuuu. ninja biscuit -throws biscuit-
his mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed i think
mathew: omnomnom
when you fart in your hand and throw it in someone elses face. this was done in the movie -rg-smo.
a-cup: merry christmas (ninja biscuits joe).
joe: ahroghorhoh

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