ninja bitch
you’re now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most b-tchy b-tch in the world
guy 1: how’s your girl?
guy 2: not mine anymore. she’s a ninja b-tch
a ninja b-tch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her s-xually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual wh-r-s/ladder “theory” of male/female relationships).
she knows he fixed her computer because he’s sweet on her. she wants “to be friends”. what a ninja b-tch!
a girl who seems sweet and loveable and awesome when you start dating her, but turns out to be a b-tch later, particularly by cheating on you.
“so, how are things going with you and lisa?”
“oh, we broke up man. she turned out to be a complete ninjab-tch– she f-cked my best friend and didn’t tell me for three months.”
(adjective/verb/noun/everything) like a muvvab-tch, but with ninja like stealth qualities about them . or, just as a slang term for anything
1.’improvisin’ like a ninjab-tch’,
2’i’m gunna ninjab-tch you in the teeth’
a female ninja
(of course!)
-reading book-
-ninja b-tch steals money off dresser-
-person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone-
person: d-mn those ninja b-tches! they did it again!
any attractive woman of asian decent
“bam! did you just see that tight ninja b-tch?”
“yes; yes i most certainly did”
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