Ninja Boner


a ninja b-n-r is an erect p-n-s that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.

often required when the words “give it a minute” will not save you.
last night jen gave me such a ninja b-n-r at the party, i had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.

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