ninja cum
ninja c-m: (1) the act of c-mming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) also, the act of c-mming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.
(1) girl: well that was fun, sorry you didn’t finish guy: i liked it … one week later. guy to friend: i totally ninja came (past tense of ninja c-m)
(2) person 1: (time to ninja c-m) -jerk, jerk, jerk- person 2: -yawn- person 1: -sppploooooosssshhhhh- person 2: -yawn- person 1: -silent zip- well, see you later. person 2: bye
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