ninja date


when a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. the person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.
d-mn, i was forced into a ninja date! josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that n-body else was coming! he refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!

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