Ninja Doser


a ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.
i went to a jungle and got drugged up by a “ninja doser”. now everything is melting

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