ninja fap


the art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
all of a sudden i got really aroused in a public place so i had to ninja fap
its when you secretly beat off for someone else to find later.
“every morning i ninja fap in the shower. and my dad thinks thats soap between his toes.”

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