Ninja Food


food that ninjas with rabies eat. also ninjas with amazing slacking abilities. examples are dried mangoes, doritos, spearmint gum, etc.
iris:im a ninja! i eat dried mango ninja food!!!
angie: i eat spearmint gum for ninja food!!!
abhi: im dead! i eat ninjas for food! mwahahaha!!!
iris:mwahahaha!
angie: okayyyy….. im gonna slowly back away now cuz you guys are creeping me out. -runs away screaming-

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