ninja fuck
to penetrate another person without that person having knowledge or noticing.
person 1: whoa what was that?
person 2: you just got ninja f-cked!
5 more definitions
to have s-x in a quick and intense manner.
“i could tell by the look on her face that she got ninja-f-cked last night.”
to have s-x in a bunk bed without your bunkmate noticing.
dude, i ninjaf-cked this girl last night. my roomie had no idea. i guess he likes being rocked to sleep.
if i heard this right, it refers to the action of being s-xed half-willing, whether out of obligation or whatever motivation (this isn’t referring to rape, mind you). it comes from a movie called dog park, and i’d like to see the term used more.
“how’d it go last night? well, she ninjaf-cked me.”
when you ( a male) is having s-x with two other people ( male or female) and you f-ck them in the b-tts back to back. hence, you see an -ss, you see an -ss, and you went in, or -ss-ssin ( which is a word used to describe a ninja).
joe schmoe: hey bro, i just had a consecutive b-tts-x with these two smoking hot chicks last night
douchebag dan: duuuuuude! you just had a ninja f-ck!!!
joe: totally gnarly dude!!
wearing a black-body suit with only your d-ck n b-lls hanging out in a very dark room, drunk ho walks in u tap that sh-t with your baby d-ck, and peace out with her having no idea…ninjaf-cked.
g-d d-mn im so f-cked up in ninjaf-cked.
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