Ninja Girl
the hottest kind of girl ever. to fit this definition, a chick must:
-be hotter than a herpes pee-burn
-be wildly s-xually aggressive
-be proficient with the shadow arts and all kinds of weapons
-be able to walk through walls
-have an -ss like ‘that’
-play video games
the ninja girl is an ellusive breed, and usually ends up being lesbians much to the chargrin of malekind.
person 1: “man, i was talking to this chick rachel and she was so hot…”
person 2: “no sh-t? tell me bout this chick!”
person 1: “dude, she was the hottest chick ever… she plays counter-strike, can strip down ak-47s in 17 seconds, has an -ss like blam-o and has a cl-t ring!”
person 2: “oh d-mn! i know who you’re talking about! that’s ninja girl rachel! b-tch is on fiyahhh! but…”
person 1 & 2: “she’s a lesbian 🙁 ”
-the ninja girl aka kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in ninjutsu(art of stealth).
-normally desguised as geisha’s or villagers.
-kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as fans, flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
example:
-a kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. the target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.
-a kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,h-rny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.
-ninja girls were effective in -ssasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.
-good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
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