Ninja Heart Attack
in any video game:
when death occurs for an unknown reason.
n-body knows how it happened.
n-body knows why it happened.
n-body knows wtf happened.
but, it’s f-cking hilarious.
guy 1: “wtf, did jesus just snipe me?”
guy 2: “bro, i have no clue you just fainted.”
guy 1: “f-cking ninja heart attack, d-mn it.”
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