Ninja Opening
while trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. so you use something at the host’s house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.
phil: hey brit how did you open that bottle?
brit: i just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on christina’s fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.
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