Ninja Petter


a person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. a social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
i can’t believe that you just ate my bk mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

you: let’s wait for the light to turn before we cross.
me: you are such a ninja petter, there’s no traffic.

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