Ninja pooper


a person who can take a sh-t any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.
girl 1: how are you feeling?

girl 2: much better since i took a sh-t in your studio apartment, thank you.

girl 1: wow, i had no idea. gold throwing star, ninja p–per.
a person with incredible stealth in regard to their p–ping skills. they relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure n-body detects them post p–p.
i didn’t even know someone else was in the can with me until i was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja p–per!
a stealthy ninja who p–ps in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. the ninja p–per then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. they are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went p–p at all.
while someone is using the shower, a ninja p–per silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. you then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went p–p at all. priceless.

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