Ninja Shit Punch
when a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in s-xual acts. this is known as a ninja sh-t pucn
preperation:
the man needs to have a sh-t that is about the same size as his erect p-n-s. remove the said sh-t from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.
once your woman is home remove said sh-t from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).
the act:
once you and your partner are engaged in s-xual contact you begin to have -n-l s-x. the man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. after about the 4th time, stealthily grab the sh-t and shove it in her -n-s.
whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. run toward her shout “ninja” and punch her in the face.
the end
ninja sh-t punch, enough said
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