Ninja sneeze


when you think you’re going to sneeze, but then you don’t. it’s there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
friend 1: -look of concentration-….dang!
friend 2: what?
friend 1: ninja sneeze

friend 2: aw, i hate that
friend 1: i know right?

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