ninja turtle drunk


a severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. the belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. the intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
steve was ninja turtle drunk last night… first i saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. master splinter would be have been proud.

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